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Robert Menendez Archive

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December 2010

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A Letter to Senator Doofus (D-NJ)

Written by , Posted in General/Misc.

Dear Senator Doofus,

I am writing out of concern, because you may be developing serious mental health issues that will impair your ability to do simple tasks like tie your shoes, much less represent the people of New Jersey. Extrapolating from your recent statements equating Republicans with terrorists for not wanting to raise taxes, along with your just published letter to Santa Claus fretting over the consequences of “Global Warming” (Death be upon us), a group of very serious scientist types which I secretly polled believes that you may reach a state of drooling incapacitation by 2020, while some predict complete derangement by 2012!

The unknown number of friends (that I most certainly have) which I locked in my basement and forced to read your letter agree that your mental state is deteriorating because of early onset liberalitus (a disease I absolutely did not just make up); and that they’re hungry. I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver millions of dollars in pork and special deals to your buddies, should you no longer prove capable of maintaining your sanity for the entire session of Congress. What will happen to your banking buddies, your nap room, the congressional staff and your slaves interns?

I want you to know that if you want to relocate to the stress free padded rooms of the nearest insane asylum luxurious private retirement center, I would be proud to assist you. But given the level of corruption you are accustomed to, I would understand if you prefer to relocate to South America. Just be sure not to move to the more remote corners of the continent, where your particular mental illness may fester untreated.

Please know that I will work to mobilize the American people to assist your relocation plans by voting you out of office. I am sure we can both agree that with your declining grip on reality, we need to do all we can to save Congress, and the Republic.

Sincerely,
Brian Garst
Concerned Citizen

Tuesday

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June 2008

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Senate Privatizes Restaurants

Written by , Posted in Free Markets, Waste & Government Reform

There’s a lesson to be learned here. Several, in fact. See if you can spot them (I’ll help).

Year after year, decade upon decade, the U.S. Senate’s network of restaurants has lost staggering amounts of money — more than $18 million since 1993, according to one report, and an estimated $2 million this year alone, according to another.

The financial condition of the world’s most exclusive dining hall and its affiliated Capitol Hill restaurants, cafeterias and coffee shops has become so dire that, without a $250,000 subsidy from taxpayers, the Senate won’t make payroll next month.

The embarrassment of the Senate food service struggling like some neighborhood pizza joint has quietly sparked change previously unthinkable for Democrats. Last week, in a late-night voice vote, the Senate agreed to privatize the operation of its food service, a decision that would, for the first time, put it under the control of a contractor and all but guarantee lower wages and benefits for the outfit’s new hires.

The House is expected to agree — its food service operation has been in private hands since the 1980s — and President Bush‘s signature on the bill would officially end a seven-month Democratic feud and more than four decades of taxpayer bailouts.

Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), chairman of the Rules and Administrations Committee, which oversees the operation of the Senate, said she had no choice.

“It’s cratering,” she said of the restaurant system. “Candidly, I don’t think the taxpayers should be subsidizing something that doesn’t need to be. There are parts of government that can be run like a business and should be run like businesses.”

In a letter to colleagues, Feinstein said that the Government Accountability Office found that “financially breaking even has not been the objective of the current management due to an expectation that the restaurants will operate at a deficit annually.”

But Sen. Robert Menendez (D-N.J.), speaking for the group of senators who opposed privatizing the restaurants, said that “you cannot stand on the Senate floor and condemn the privatization of workers, and then turn around and privatize the workers here in the Senate and leave them out on their own.”

The Senate Restaurants, as the food service network is known, has a range of offerings, from the ornate Senate Dining Room on the first floor of the Capitol, where senators and their guests are served by staffers wearing jackets and ties, to the huge cafeteria in the Dirksen Building and various coffee shops throughout the Senate complex.

All told, they bring in more than $10 million a year in food sales but have turned a profit in just seven of their 44 years in business, according to the GAO.

…The rules committee began exploring its outsourcing options in 2005, when Republicans controlled the chamber. When Democrats took power last year, Feinstein ordered several studies, including hiring a consultant to examine management practices, before deciding privatization was the only possibility.

In a closed-door meeting with Democrats in November, she was practically heckled by her peers for suggesting it, senators and aides said.

“I know what happens with privatization. Workers lose jobs, and the next generation of workers make less in wages. These are some of the lowest-paid workers in our country, and I want to help them,” Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio), a staunch labor union ally, said recently. The wages of the approximately 100 Senate food service workers average $37,000 annually.

Feinstein made another presentation May 7, warning senators that if they did not agree to turn over the operation to a private contractor, prices would be increased 25 percent across the board.

Eventually, Democrats agreed to pass legislation that includes guarantees for those who go to work for Restaurant Associates. They would retain their current salaries and federal health and pension benefits. Employees who choose to leave instead would receive buyout packages of as much as $25,000 — paid by the Senate. Half the current employees are likely to take that deal.

If government can’t deliver food, why should we trust it to deliver health care? Or oil, as some want to do?

Sherrod Brown wants to “help” the workers. Of course, he wants to do so with your money.

Government run entities don’t have to worry about performance because they know they can get bailed out by government.