This is too funny.

The successful nuclear test in the DPRK was an exercise of its independent and legitimate right as a sovereign state as it was a positive defensive countermeasure to protect the sovereignty of the country and life and security of the people from the U.S. escalated nuclear war threat and sanctions and pressure.

The “life and security of the people”? You mean the ones that are starving? Yes, we can all see how much you are concerned about their life and security, lil’ Kim. That’s why you spend all their wealth on weapons; makes perfect sense.

The DPRK was compelled to legitimately pull out of the NPT according to its relevant provision and manufactured nuclear weapons after undergoing the most fair and aboveboard and transparent processes as the U.S. seriously encroached upon the supreme security of the DPRK and the fundamental interests of the Korean nation under the pretext of the nuclear issue.

Woah woah woah woah woah. Back this trolley on up. North Korea pulled out of the NPT in 1994? So…that means…it isn’t all Bush’s fault? This isn’t “Bush’s bomb” as Al Gore called it? North Korea became enraged in the 90’s? That can’t be, surely it was because of Iraq!

…The adoption of this “resolution” made it impossible for the UNSC to evade the historic responsibility for having patronized and connived at the U.S. which caused the division of Korea, the root cause of all misfortunes of the Korean nation, in violation of the UN Charter the cornerstone of which is the principle of sovereignty, equality and self-determination and has systematically perpetrated undisguised moves to “bring down the system” in the DPRK.

This is all laughably absurd. The U.S. has given $1.1 billion to North Korea over the last decade in the form of energy and food aid. The only reason they stand up and spittle out this nonsense is because they know damn well we won’t do anything about it. In fact, we’ll keep paying them off!

Enough is enough. Cut them off. Only when their people are dying – and not because we won’t give them aid as some will undoubtedly whine, but rather because their “leader” blows up 40 years of GDP while throwing an international hissy fit – will the North Koreans have to face the hard choice of whether they want to rattle their sword or support their populace. As long as we keep propping them up they don’t have to make that choice.

These appeasement policies under the guise of “humanitarian aid” have got to stop, they do nothing but backfire. Yes, it’s unfortunate that North Koreans don’t have food, but they won’t ever be able to support themselves as long as they have a psycho in power spending all their wealth on international stunts. The more we prolong his domestic failure the longer he remains in power.