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Global Warming Archive

Friday

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March 2011

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We're All Gonna Die! Pt. 34

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Tragic earthquake edition:

Hours after a massive earthquake rattled Japan, environmental advocates connected the natural disaster to global warming.  The president of the European Economic and Social Committee, Staffan Nilsson, issued a statement calling for solidarity in tackling the global warming problem.

“Some islands affected by climate change have been hit,” said Nilsson. “Has not the time come to demonstrate on solidarity – not least solidarity in combating and adapting to climate change and global warming?”

“Mother Nature has again given us a sign that that is what we need to do,” he added.

The Global Warming faithful were quick to point to this latest natural disaster as evidence of their deity.

Today’s tsunami: This is what climate change looks like

It’s often difficult to visualize what climate change-related disasters might look like, but the images pouring out of Japan are yet another reminder of the specter of storm surges supercharged by more powerful weather and rising seas, and even climate-change caused tsunamis.

Nature sends a grim warning

What these events prove is that climate change is real.

And then there’s the twitter commentary:

AliceTMBFan said “2 hours of geography earlier talking about Japan has left me thinking…maybe global warming is way more serious then we thought…”

Arbiterofwords tweeted “I’m worried that Japan earthquake, on top of other recent natural ‘disasters’, is a sign we’ve passed point of no return for climate change.”

MrVikas said “Events like the #Japan #earthquake and #tsunami MUST keep #climate change at forefront of policy thought: http://bit.ly/cZe8To #environment

Tayyclayy noted her frustration by tweeting “An earthquake with an 8.9 magnitude struck Japan.. And some say climate change isn’t real?!”

DanFranklin postulated “Never really believed all this global warming talk, but after the earthquake in NZ and today in Japan. Maybe we’ve ruined the world.”

And TeamIanHarding tweeted “While Japan witnessed an earthquake we were talking about the problems that global warming leads to in school. Think. Pray. And change.”

Saturday

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January 2011

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About Those Disappearing Himalayan Glaciers

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First, we learned that the IPCC relied on claims that were not peer reviewed and turned out to be made up to justify it’s claim that the Himalayans would have no ice by 2035. Once exposed, they backed off that claim and simply said it was disappearing fast. Now, reality hits the Warmists in the face once again:

Researchers have discovered that contrary to popular belief half of the ice flows in the Karakoram range of the mountains are actually growing rather than shrinking.

The new study by scientists at the Universities of California and Potsdam has found that half of the glaciers in the Karakoram range, in the northwestern Himlaya, are in fact advancing and that global warming is not the deciding factor in whether a glacier survives or melts.

The discovery adds a new twist to the row over whether global warming is causing the world’s highest mountain range to lose its ice cover.

It further challenges claims made in a 2007 report by the UN’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change that the glaciers would be gone by 2035.

Although the head of the panel Dr Rajendra Pachauri later admitted the claim was an error gleaned from unchecked research, he maintained that global warming was melting the glaciers at “a rapid rate”, threatening floods throughout north India.

Hat-tip: QandO

Tuesday

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January 2011

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We’re All Gonna Die! Pt. 33

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If Global Warming doesn’t wipe out all life on this miserable little planet first, it might still bring down our great civilization, just like it did Rome:

Climate change seems a factor in the rise and fall of the Roman empire, according to a study of ancient tree growth that urges greater awareness of the risks of global warming in the 21st century.

…Periods of climate instability overlapped with political turmoil, such as during the decline of the Roman empire, and might even have made Europeans vulnerable to the Black Death or help explain migration to America during the chill 17th century.

If only the Romans had listened to Al Gore and abandoned their oil-based economy for a life of low carbon footprints.

Thursday

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December 2010

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A Letter to Senator Doofus (D-NJ)

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Dear Senator Doofus,

I am writing out of concern, because you may be developing serious mental health issues that will impair your ability to do simple tasks like tie your shoes, much less represent the people of New Jersey. Extrapolating from your recent statements equating Republicans with terrorists for not wanting to raise taxes, along with your just published letter to Santa Claus fretting over the consequences of “Global Warming” (Death be upon us), a group of very serious scientist types which I secretly polled believes that you may reach a state of drooling incapacitation by 2020, while some predict complete derangement by 2012!

The unknown number of friends (that I most certainly have) which I locked in my basement and forced to read your letter agree that your mental state is deteriorating because of early onset liberalitus (a disease I absolutely did not just make up); and that they’re hungry. I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver millions of dollars in pork and special deals to your buddies, should you no longer prove capable of maintaining your sanity for the entire session of Congress. What will happen to your banking buddies, your nap room, the congressional staff and your slaves interns?

I want you to know that if you want to relocate to the stress free padded rooms of the nearest insane asylum luxurious private retirement center, I would be proud to assist you. But given the level of corruption you are accustomed to, I would understand if you prefer to relocate to South America. Just be sure not to move to the more remote corners of the continent, where your particular mental illness may fester untreated.

Please know that I will work to mobilize the American people to assist your relocation plans by voting you out of office. I am sure we can both agree that with your declining grip on reality, we need to do all we can to save Congress, and the Republic.

Sincerely,
Brian Garst
Concerned Citizen

Saturday

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December 2010

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We're All Gonna Die! Pt. 32

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According to two doom-mongering M.D.’s writing at HuffPo, we’re all going to die…of everything!

…[T]he urgency for solutions is rapidly increasing and leading medical and public health groups across the country agree: climate change is hazardous to our health.

…Heat waves can cause illness and death from heart disease, diabetes, stroke, respiratory disease and even accidents, homicide and suicide.

At the same time, increased evaporation arising from warming seas is generating heavier downpours. …  This year, sudden, heavy downpours — some lasting several days — caused lethal flashfloods in Rhode Island, Tennessee, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Illinois, Iowa, Wisconsin and Minnesota. Rains two inches a day and above are associated with water-borne disease outbreaks, when flooding overwhelms sewer systems and contaminates drinking water.

…With warming, more winter precipitation is falling as rain rather than snow, increasing the chance of ice storms when temperatures do drop. …And such conditions — along with heavier, wetter snowstorms — can be treacherous for travel and ambulation.

…[W]armer winters favor insect migration. In the past decade case reports of tick-borne Lyme disease rose ten-fold in Maine and northern counties are experiencing Lyme for the first time. In Alaska, especially warm winters have ushered in swarms of allergy-inducing, stinging insects, along with mosquitoes and devastating pine bark beetle infestations. The spread of forest and crop pests — requiring chemicals for control — pose additional long term health and environmental risks.

There’s more….

More? MORE? How can there be more when everyone has clearly died already!

Hat-tip: Yid- With LID

Sunday

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December 2010

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Not Exactly Confidence Inspiring

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Just in case we needed more reason to doubt the so-called climate authorities, we have it (via John Stossel):

Some people will sign anything that includes phrases like, ”global effort,” “international community,” and “planetary.” Such was the case at COP 16, this year’s United Nations Conference on Climate Change in Cancun, Mexico.

…It was euphemistically entitled “Petition to Ban the Use of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)” (translation water). It was designed to show that if official U.N. delegates could be duped by college students into banning water, that they could essentially fall for anything, including pseudo-scientific studies which claim to show that global warming is man-caused.

Despite the apparently not-so-obvious reference to H2O, almost every delegate that collegian students approached signed their petition to ban that all too dangerous substance, which contributes to the greenhouse effect, is the major substance in acid rain, and is fatal if inhaled.

Perhaps together, the footage associated with these two projects will illustrate to mainstream America the radical lengths many current U.N. delegates are willing to go to carry out an agenda no more ethical, plausible or practical than the banning water.

Wednesday

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November 2010

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Deniers!

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A pair of dastardly scientific deniers is challenging the consensus.  That’s right, you heard me, a despicable pair of flat-earthers is daring to declare…that the Triceratops isn’t real!*

The scientists, John Scannella and Jack Horner, believe that the Torosaurus and Triceratops are actually of the same species. According to the scientists, as a Triceratops aged, its horns and frill became more similar to that of a Torosaurus. Short becomes long, saw-edged becomes smoothed and so on. Having them be the same species would explain why there were never any young Torosaurus fossils discovered.

Can you believe that? Next thing you know, someone is going to tell me that Pluto isn’t a planet.  THE CRAZY TALK NEVER ENDS!

*Ok, technically they’re not saying it isn’t real, but you get the drift.

Wednesday

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November 2010

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We're All Gonna Die! Pt. 31

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The latest death hazard from global warming is toxins.

Global warming may be making pesticide residues, heavy metals and household chemicals more dangerous to fish, wildlife and, ultimately, humans, scientists warn.

At the North American branch of the Society of Environmental Toxicology and Chemistry’s 31st annual meeting in Portland, Oregon, on 8 November, environmental chemists warned that complex interactions between chemistry and climate change might be making chemicals more toxic and the environment more susceptible to damage.

For example, Erin Mann, a graduate student studying environmental chemistry at the University of Toronto in Scarborough, Canada, said that melting sea ice in the Arctic Ocean exposes more seawater to the atmosphere, which may make it easier for toxic chemicals in arctic waters to escape into the air. “So global warming could produce more air pollution in the arctic,” she said.

In fairness, the words “could,” “may,” and “might” were used 12 times in the article, so they’re not exactly guaranteeing death…yet.  But I don’t expect popular media to be as scrupulous when they pick this story up and throw it into the giant grab bag of ways in which global warming will KILL US ALL.

Saturday

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October 2010

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Wednesday

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July 2010

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Abandoning The Global Warming Ship

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“Physicist Dr. Denis Rancourt, a former professor and environmental science researcher at the University of Ottawa, has officially bailed out of the man-made global warming movement,” says Climate Depot.

They released the following interview with the liberal Dr. Rancourt, who says that the AGW movement is a “corrupt social phenomenon.”