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General/Misc. Archive

Wednesday

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May 2012

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Joe Biden's Imagination

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Joe Biden says to “imagine where we’d be if the Tea Party hadn’t taken control of the House of Representatives.”

Thanks to new, cutting edge technology I have tapped into Joe’s brain and extracted just such imagination in lyrical form:

Imagine there’s no Tea Party,
It’s easy if you try.
No investigations for us,
Our only limits are the sky.
Imagine all the Keynesians
Spending for today.

Imagine there’s no elections,
It isn’t hard to do.
Nobody to elect or vote for,
And no Constitution too.
Imagine all the bureaucrats
Dictating life in peace.

You may say Old Joe’s a socialist,
But I’m not the only one.
Someday you’ll be forced to join us,
And the Party will be as one.

Imagine no free choices,
I wonder if you can.
No need for self-reliance,
Julia’s life is in our hands.
Imagine all the people,
Sharing Obama’s stash.

You may say I’m a schemer,
But I’m not the only one.
I know someday you’ll join us,
And we’ll all worship The One.

Tuesday

10

April 2012

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Overgovernment: No Bags For You Edition

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Sometimes I think nannies just put things on a giant roulette wheel and spin to find the next thing to ban. For the enviro-nuts in Los Angeles, the new(ish) evil is disposable bags.

You know that horrible feeling when you get to the grocery store ready to use reusable bags and realize you forgot them at home? Well, pretty soon forgetting them won’t be an option for customers at 7,500 supermarkets throughout California.

According to the LA Times, the  Los Angeles City Council’s Energy and Environment Committee approved a ban on plastic and paper bags at grocery stores last Wednesday, saying it would make consumers more likely to use reusable bags. It has not yet been voted by the City Council as a whole.

My own little bastion of tyranny, otherwise known as Montgomery County, Maryland, recently decided to slap a pointless and obnoxious $.05 tax on bags. So I have to actually tell the cashier at Subway that yes, I want a freaking bag; I’m not going to just carry around a bagless sandwich like a hobo.

What has the world come to?

Friday

24

February 2012

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The (Opportunity) Cost of Occupying

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As if the direct toll of the Occupy movement wasn’t enough, even the opportunity costs are proving deadly. As it turns out, forcing scarce police resources to deal withviolent, petulant outbursts means there are fewer such resources available for protection of law abiding, tax paying citizens.

67-year-old man who called police about an intruder on his property was beaten to death in front of his wife 13 minutes later because authorities were too busy with Occupy Oakland to respond to the request.

Peter Cukor, from Berkeley, was allegedly murdered by Daniel Jordan Dewitt, 23, a local man known to have mental health problems, around 9pm on Saturday night.

Mr Cukor initially called a non-emergency line after seeing Dewitt lurking on his property.

A source close to the case said an officer noticed the call on his computer and offered to check it out but was told not to as officers were being dispatched only to high-priority calls.

The 67-year-old then walked to a nearby fire station for help but no one was there. It was upon his return he was confronted by the intruder.

Shortly after, Mr Cukor’s wife heard him shouting for help and called 911 after seeing the suspect hitting her husband again and again over the head with a ceramic plant pot.

Tuesday

14

February 2012

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24 Million Voter Registrations Have Significant Errors

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1 in 8. That’s the likelihood that any given voter registration is inaccurate, according to a report by The Pew Center on the States. 1.8 million dead people are registered to vote (how many in Chicago, it doesn’t say), 2.75 million have registrations in multiple states, and another 12 million have incorrect addresses.

Much or all of this is due to government incompetence, as opposed to anything nefarious. But despite the researchers being quick to point out that “they don’t see it as an indicator of widespread fraud,” the inaccuracies are proof of vulnerability to fraud, if not actual or “widespread fraud.” And it’s not like evidence of fraud itself is hard to come by.

Friday

27

January 2012

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Our Racist* VP

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He managed to stop himself before slipping in a “Thank you, come again.”

*And just to be clear, that was a bit tongue-in-cheek. I don’t think Biden is actually a racist. I think he’s an idiot. But we all know what the narrative would be if someone with an R after their name was equally as boneheaded.

Friday

6

January 2012

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Advice and Consent Has Been Written Out of the Constitution

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Recess appointments are certainly nothing new, even if Obama’s much talked about not-really-in-a-recess style recess appointment of Cordray to head up the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau, the unaccountable regulatory agency created by Dodd-Frank, along with three new members to the NLRB, has gone above and beyond the more recently accepted practices. What’s interesting to me is how ridiculous is much of the rhetorical justification for the move. The argument I frequently see goes something like this: Republicans blocked Obama’s appointments, therefore he just had to act.

This line of reasoning renders meaningless the entire concept of Advice and Consent. What is the point of even requiring Senate confirmation if the refusal of the Senate to do so just means that the President should go around them? If the Senate is expected to be nothing more than a rubber stamp, then the whole process is a massive waste of time.

Although there are legitimate concerns with agencies being left unmanned by Senate inaction, I’m more inclined to view the idea of the recess appointment as the bigger problem here. It made much more sense when originally conceived, as the legislature was a part time body which might be out of session for months at a time. Such is simply not the case anymore. Today we have a full time legislature that rarely recesses for more than a few weeks at a time. There are few if an vacancies that are so critical they would have to be filled before the Senate soon returned to session. And if the Senate refused to do so for poor reasons, that’s a political issue best sorted out by voters at election time.

Thursday

22

December 2011

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Sunday

4

December 2011

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Tuesday

8

November 2011

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A Petition After My Own Heart

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The online petition portal of the Obama White House allows users to submit and sign petitions. Those that acquire 25,000 signatures within a certain period of time then receive an official response from the administration. One such petition is actually an amusing commentary on the petition process itself:

We demand a vapid, condescending, meaningless, politically safe response to this petition.

Since these petitions are ignored apart from an occasional patronizing and inane political statement amounting to nothing more than a condescending pat on the head, we the signers would enjoy having the illusion of success. Since no other outcome to this process seems possible, we demand that the White House immediately assign a junior staffer to compose a tame and vapid response to this petition, and never attempt to take any meaningful action on this or any other issue. We would also like a cookie.

It currently has over 10,000 signers, so 15,000 more are needed by December 4th before they get their response. But even if they fall short, it’s not too hard to find vapid, condescending and meaningless statements out of this White House. Just pick a speech by the President and wait for him to open his mouth.

Saturday

22

October 2011

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Begging Versus Raising the Question

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I’m going to discuss a personal pet peeve of mine: the prevalent misuse of the phrase “begging the question.”

So often, a writer or speaker will present a fact, then declare that this fact “begs the question,” which they proceed to ask. This is not the correct usage. The question is not begged, it is raised, or even suggested. Example: The fact that President Obama’s previous stimulus bills failed to lower unemployment raises the question of why he thinks this new proposal will be any different.

Begging the question, on the other hand, is the name for a specific kind of logical fallacy. It describes a fallacious argument that is essentially circular, where what is to be proven is actually just assumed to be true in the premise. It is an argument that is assumed to be true without evidence other than the argument itself. Example: If Republicans don’t pass my jobs bill, there will be no jobs recovery.

So please, I beg of you, do not beg that which you mean to raise.