BrianGarst.com

In the same vein as New York State Senator (self appointed protecting of oblivious predestrians) Carl Kruger’s recent attempt to regulate iPod use while crossing roads, many states are working up a legislative list of driving do’s and don’ts.

Emboldened by the passage of cell phone bans for drivers in some communities, states are turning their attention to other things that drive motorists to distraction.

Vermont lawmakers are considering a measure that would ban eating, drinking, smoking, reading, writing, personal grooming, playing an instrument, “interacting with pets or cargo,” talking on a cell phone or using any other personal communication device while driving. The punishment: a fine of up to $600.

Similar bills are under consideration in Maryland and Texas, and Connecticut has passed one that generically bans any activity that could interfere with the safe operation of a motor vehicle.

Moonbattery says it best:

Although it’s disappointing that I will no longer be able to play accordion to accompany my yodeling as I cruise through Vermont, I’m relieved that legislators haven’t said a word about my habit of juggling live hamsters and balancing a ball on my nose as I drive.

Maryland and Texas are considering similar bills, but Connecticut has cheated by passing a bill that generically bans any activity that could interfere with the safe operation of the car. If they’re going to make it that easy, they might as well just pass a law against reckless driving and be done with it.