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Wednesday

10

November 2010

Deniers!

Written by , Posted in General/Misc.

A pair of dastardly scientific deniers is challenging the consensus.  That’s right, you heard me, a despicable pair of flat-earthers is daring to declare…that the Triceratops isn’t real!*

The scientists, John Scannella and Jack Horner, believe that the Torosaurus and Triceratops are actually of the same species. According to the scientists, as a Triceratops aged, its horns and frill became more similar to that of a Torosaurus. Short becomes long, saw-edged becomes smoothed and so on. Having them be the same species would explain why there were never any young Torosaurus fossils discovered.

Can you believe that? Next thing you know, someone is going to tell me that Pluto isn’t a planet.  THE CRAZY TALK NEVER ENDS!

*Ok, technically they’re not saying it isn’t real, but you get the drift.