Government Motors Will Help You Moonbat In Style
Written by Brian Garst, Posted in Government Meddling
Having trouble getting from your anti-globalization protest to your PETA meeting without using a CO2 producing gas guzzler? Well, fear not! Government Motors has teamed up with the makers of that over-hyped flop – the Segway – to give you the next revolutionary vehicle:
Your tax dollars hard at work.