An Altenative Explanation
Written by Brian Garst, Posted in General/Misc.
Contrasting with the narrative woven by the media, Jay Leno offered an alternative, and just as plausible, explanation of yesterday’s stock market rebound:
“With the Congress not in session, the stock market made a big comeback today. See, that’s the key to saving the economy. Send these idiots home so they can’t screw up anymore. Exactly. We need more holidays. That’s the problem. More holidays, Jewish, Christian, Buddhist, get them all in there.”